Two incoherent toddlers are cuter than your kids

Bastions of journalism.

We at The Picayune Times regret to inform you that all major news outlets and pop culture sensibility have decided that these two diaper-clad jokers are cuter than your kids.

No, they can’t quite walk like your kids. They don’t have the innate fashion sense that your child has. And they certainly can’t use complete words or short phrases like your kids.

In fact, they mostly resemble the kind of guys that try to bum a cigarette off of your girlfriend outside a bar at 2 a.m.

But believe it, sister—their psychobabble is all the rage. And why shouldn’t it be? It’s not as if there’s much else going on in the news right now.

Thanks for being so cute and important, twins!