Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Chad leaves concerned voice mail for roommate Libya

'Nuff said.
Libya’s roommate, Chad, left the following message on Libya’s voice mail earlier this week.

“Hey man, it’s Chad. Listen—I know you’ve got a lot going on right now, but do you think I could get that 50 francs back you owe me?

“Tunisia heard that they’re projecting Uncle Buck on to the side of a warehouse downtown, so . . . We’re gonna pick up Algeria, grab some Four Loko, and go check it out. I’d ask if you wanted to go and all, but you know . . . I don’t try to pretend I can understand your plight and all, but . . . look, just forget it, all right? I’ll just catch up with you in class on Thursday, alright man?

“Just try not to get too crazy between now and then. And don’t forget—we’ve gotta pick up some ice for the Pi Phi mixer on Thursday night. Alright, man. Peace.”

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