New Doritos flavor: Spicy Asian Nacho Chipotle Ranch Pizza

Spicy Asian Nacho Chipotle Ranch Pizza!

That's right—Frito-Lay announced their newest Doritos flavor this week: Spicy Asian Nacho Chipotle Ranch Pizza. After years of marketing and ingredient research, the folks at Doritos are sure they’ve come up with a winner.

“Look. No one has thought of putting these flavors together before,” stated Cal Airy, president and CEO of Frito-Lay. “We’ve got a lot of products here at Frito-Lay, and I’m pretty sure this will be the most unique addition to the Doritos family we’ve ever introduced.

“I’m not even sure anyone has isolated these flavors and used them by themselves yet. I mean, do you even know what nacho is? And what about chipotle? Isn’t that some kind of rodent?

“Well, whatever they are, I’m pretty sure no one has put them on their spicy Asian ranch pizza yet.”

According to Mr. Airy, the chosen packaging test marketed well in Japan.